My fun coworker from the spring just came in and then her Australian man friend that I heard all about came in! Very !! right now.
judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed
we reblog the clothes we think we deserve
still sad, gonna watch pete holmes til i fall asleep
it’s so hot that i’m gonna have to sleep on the couch again 👍
"I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser."
jack is asleep
but guess who’s awake
guess who i’m not allowed to talk to
Cristin Milioti at the NBC Universal Summer Press Tour for “A to Z”. [x]