hi! you can call me karianne if you'd like.

i'm 21 and my birthday is in october!


I also run EffYeahMaryKateWiles

my lil wishlist
When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

i want to go to sephora and have them figure out my perfect colors and everything so i can have a blank robot face

my insides are bursting with things that i feel like i need to tell people and as much as some of middle school sucked i wish i could still write people notes detailing the most important things and know that it would be an acceptable method of communication